Blackie Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 just rang up work and said i wouldent be in because im sick. "how sick are you?" the boss asked. "i just slept with my sister" i replied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 That is one of my favourite jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRD-Rob Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 a bit better i bet that took you all day to come up with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 lol - Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Hey Edge, love the avatar. "he has a wooden ladder museum in russia" Such a funny sketch! "F*.*ing hell! 2 grand for a fridge freezer" My bird thinks I am bonkers because I watch the fridge freezer sketch all the time. Sorry off topic I know, when I called in sick the other day they asked what's wrong, I told them I thought I had caught something from my dog after I had made love to it. My boss said "how low can you get"? "Sausage dog, yorkshire terrier maybe" I replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 when I called in sick the other day they asked what's wrong, I told them I thought I had caught something from my dog after I had made love to it. My boss said "how low can you get"? "Sausage dog, yorkshire terrier maybe" I replied. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 ive been off work for four months ,just started to walk again,i cant wait to get back to work, ive been bored stiff.wayne roony gets two months off with the best medical care money can buy,and he only broke the small metatassel in his foot ,i broke the other FOUR the only difference is he gets 80k a week AND I CANT PLAY FckuING FOOTBALL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I had today off work. I sat on my ass, and did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I posted this joke to a chick I know, and she didn't get it, even when I said 'Don't you think sleeping with your sister's sick?' - She said 'Why?'... Now her sister's quite tasty, so that means one half of the partnership won't have any issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I posted this joke to a chick I know, and she didn't get it, even when I said 'Don't you think sleeping with your sister's sick?' - She said 'Why?'... Now her sister's quite tasty, so that means one half of the partnership won't have any issues she has issues. Or a blonde moment maybe. Or maybe completely innocent and thought it meant simply 'sleeping'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 My night is ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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