Blackie Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Elton John goes to a tattoo shop. "I want a Rolls Royce tattooed on my dick". The tattooist says "better make it a Land Rover the amount of sh1+ it goes thru." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yes lame, but not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yes lame, but not bad thank you very much, i normally get tumble weeds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRD-Rob Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 you must be really bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 unbelivably mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Yeah its peeing with rain here too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 BTCC on telly in a mo though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 my mate is up there doing the stickers for them, he had matt neal (btcc driver) at his wedding. i met him, werent that star struck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan63 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 you like elton john dont you al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 you like elton john dont you al he's my hero, i try to model myself on him, apart from the love of penises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 penises, is that the right word for loads of penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 penises, is that the right word for loads of penis? shouldnt it be loads of penises and not loads of penis? im sure it would be peni:blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 shouldnt it be loads of penises and not loads of penis? im sure it would be peni:blink: theres some sort of joke there, anyone gonna jump in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 theres some sort of joke there, anyone gonna jump in? Yes! I am sure I have heard that the mkivsupra.net are a bunch of peni.........!! H, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 ahh, Havard, i have been expecting you........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 ahh, Havard, i have been expecting you........... Is this one of those James Bond moments........and are you planning some kind of world domination?? I can just imagine you saying that whilst stroking a pussy..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 I can just imagine you saying that whilst stroking a pussy..... H. do you imagine me alot in thoses sorts of situations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Whose pussy though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan63 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I can just imagine you saying that whilst stroking a pussy..... or stroking elton john:eyebrows: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Blackie, this thread is a shambles:gayfight: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 Blackie, this thread is a shambles:gayfight: told you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I can just imagine you saying that whilst stroking a pussy..... or stroking elton john:eyebrows: More likely Elton John or Julian Clary!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 More likely Elton John or Julian Clary!! H. ether or! i'd be happy with any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamelessTT Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 That made me giggle anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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