Is there really nothing but Mallett's Mallet?

[Shadow Beast]

I think she meant décolletage.

 

Cleavage is the cleft created by the partial exposure of a woman's breasts, especially when exposed by low-cut clothing. The neckline of a garment that exposes cleavage is known as décolletage.

 

Exposure of the underside of the breast, such as below an extremely short crop top, is known as "neathage" or "Australian cleavage" or "underboob":)

[Steve]

 

Can I request some before and after pics.

 

 

 

Have you considered therapy?

 

[Charlotte]

Cleavage is the cleft created by the partial exposure of a woman's breasts, especially when exposed by low-cut clothing. The neckline of a garment that exposes cleavage is known as décolletage.

 

Exposure of the underside of the breast, such as below an extremely short crop top, is known as "neathage" or "Australian cleavage" or "underboob":)

 

So not actually describing breasts there?

[Shadow Beast]

So not actually describing breasts there?

 

YES - "partial exposure of a woman's breasts";)

[DaveK]

Cleavage is the cleft created by the partial exposure of a woman's breasts, especially when exposed by low-cut clothing. The neckline of a garment that exposes cleavage is known as décolletage.

 

Exposure of the underside of the breast, such as below an extremely short crop top, is known as "neathage" or "Australian cleavage" or "underboob":)

 

So not actually describing breasts there?

 

Oooh - girl fight!

 

My money's on.............

[RobSheffield]

YES - "partial exposure of a woman's breasts";)

 

Are you gay, or a man in drag?

[Ewen]

Embonpoint.

[Shadow Beast]

Are you gay, or a man in drag?

 

Neither I have cleavage:p

[SupraStar 3000]

so do most guys on this forum.

[RobSheffield]

Neither I have cleavage:p

 

Just seems a bit odd, you often seem to go on about female body parts, in fact mroe than Ed used to in his prime.

 

Little bit weird from a lady really.....

[Ewen]

Pert.

[SupraStar 3000]

...seem to go on about female body parts, in fact mroe than Ed used to in his prime.....

 

[DaveK]

Just seems a bit odd, you often seem to go on about female body parts, in fact mroe than Ed used to in his prime.

 

Little bit weird from a lady really.....

 

 

I'm surprised you're so happy to find out you're no longer in your prime!

[RobSheffield]

Ed has been a little off colour recently...

[Shadow Beast]

Just seems a bit odd, you often seem to go on about female body parts, in fact mroe than Ed used to in his prime.

 

Little bit weird from a lady really.....

 

If it offended you, you did not have to comment let alone start a debate. You obvioulsy don't know women well coz most women are always talking about their body parts hunny (my arse is to fat, I need a boob job etc).

[Shadow Beast]

Pert.

 

We will get in trouble Ewen:)

[DaveK]

If it offended you, you did not have to comment let alone start a debate. You obvioulsy don't know women well coz most women are always talking about their body parts hunny (my arse is to fat, I need a boob job etc).

 

I have to say - I don't think any of my g/f's have talked much about their body parts. Maybe I've never gone out with girls who have fat arses and need boob jobs. Lucky me!

[RobSheffield]

If it offended you, you did not have to comment let alone start a debate. You obvioulsy don't know women well coz most women are always talking about their body parts hunny (my arse is to fat, I need a boob job etc).

 

Ooooh, hark at you

[Shadow Beast]

Ooooh, hark at you

 

Enjoy life its too short

[Ewen]

my arse is too fat, I need a boob job

Possibly

[Ewen]

Pendulous.

[DaveK]

Possibly

 

I can't believe you actually fixed the spelling when you did that!

[Shadow Beast]

Pendulous.

 

I think you have a dictionary on boob words Ewen -

[Ewen]

Pneumatic.

[juanchan]

Pneumatic.

 

So you can inflate to the required size dependent upon present company/heat of the moment?