Dragonlady Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 The following is an exchange of correspondence between a commuter and the Irish Railway Company: Iarnrod Eireann. Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago. Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan Dear Mr. Finnegan, We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot. Sincerely, Iarnrod Eireann. Gentlemen, I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible and the Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass. That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years!!! Truly, Patrick Finnegan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 like it! Lx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Do some work!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 HAHA, very clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Anyway, they had bikes back then 'cos it clearly states that the sound of Moses' Triumph could be heard across all Israel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Anyway, they had bikes back then 'cos it clearly states that the sound of Moses' Triumph could be heard across all Israel. :d:d:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gaz Walker Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Good job people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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