uk-rich Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 i have just turfed the back garden, talking to the missus and i felt a sharp pain in my nads, i exposed them to have a look and a bastard ant has bitten my swingers thay are red ants too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Lol rich, pwned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultra_supra Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 classic thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Rofl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Nuts! Geo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Now whos bollocks ache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seb Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 :)"Holy testicle masticating mandibles Batman" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellywelshman Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Thats some serious shit to happen to your giggle berries man! Did you go stomp them good? I had a queen wasp sting me in my left joy ball once....... It took some time for it to die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellywelshman Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 The wasp died... Not my left nut. Before anyone asks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 talk nicely to your missus and she might just kiss it better for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 poor ant. I bet he thought it was a big fat juicy raisin. Imagine his disappointment after sinking his teeth into your love spuds only to find sex porridge not Raisin nectar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 poor ant. I bet he thought it was a big fat juicy raisin. Imagine his disappointment when after sinking his teeth into your love spuds only to find sex porridge not Raisin nectar Ed, you certainly have a way with words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Tell your wife she needs to make sure all the poison is sucked out of it. This may need to be done 3 or 4 times.... Seriously that's funny a nasty thing to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 I'm with him ^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Excellent:rlol:and:respekt:for posting it up here:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-NEMIE Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Well done for having the balls (hehe) to post that Gaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 good job Rich didn't come here looking for sympathy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr keef Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Iv heard of crabs but never ants:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lui Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Nice place to have some swelling bet your missus must be loving it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/Belphegor/479419pointlesswithoutphx4.jpgI do worry about some of the people here sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 poor ant. I bet he thought it was a big fat juicy raisin. Imagine his disappointment after sinking his teeth into your love spuds only to find sex porridge not Raisin nectar have you ever thought about help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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