Soop Dogg Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 An elderly Amish father and his son are visiting the city for the first time, and they go into a large department store and look about them in wonder at all the novel and unimagined things there are to see. After a while the son observes a lift in the corner and says "Father, what is the purpose of these strange doors with the numbers over them?" "I do not know," says the father. "I have never seen it before." As they are watching an elderly woman hobbles over on two sticks, presses the button, and a few seconds later steps into the lift when the doors open. The doors close, and the two Amish watch in bewilderment as the numbers above the door count up from one to ten. Soon they begin to count from ten down to one again, there is the soft ping of a hidden bell and the doors slide silently open... and a gorgeously stacked blonde in her early twenties emerges. The Amish father nudges his son after standing in open-mouthed silence for several seconds. "Go and get your mother," he says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Havard Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Great joke!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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neil tt Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 where my wife:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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