Pixelfill Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Anyone on here The convoy back from Peterborough would have stopped to offer you assistance, but we were trying to catch Havard up - I've no idea how fast he was going. Anyway it looked as though you were getting some assistance Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 isnt it illegal to stop on the hard shoulder to be given a blowjob? Just do it while driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob wild Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 LOL :D it would have to be a very naughty club member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Yeah, yeah, yeah.......laugh it up!! I was merely helping them with their enquiries.... There isn't much space in the rear of those Volvo's either..!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 Sorry mate, What were their enquiries? You're lucky in many respects, I didn't see your car early enough to turn on the camera. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Sorry mate, What were their enquiries? You're lucky in many respects, I didn't see your car early enough to turn on the camera. Mike I was going to start a new thread about the in and outs of changing your front plate to a legal one!! The £30 I saved on the aircon has just gone into Mr Plods huge pockets...... Glad you lot found it entertaining though. I actually thought you were all ahead of me!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 we just presumed that it was a speeding pull. Given that you were out of sight in front of us Did you have to give a blow job? if so out of curiosity what were the numbers. PM me if you like. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 we just presumed that it was a speeding pull. Given that you were out of sight in front of us Did you have to give a blow job? if so out of curiosity what were the numbers. PM me if you like. Mike You've lost me mate!! What numbers?? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 The telephone numbers of the plods no I was curious about residual alcohol figures, but thinking about it, a roadside machine would just be a pass fail - requiring the station machine to give actual numbers. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 Sorry that you got pulled mate Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Sorry that you got pulled mate Mike Sorry mate! I didn't get breathalised mate. Plus I wouldn't have expected to have any alchohol reading as I hadn't drank today at all..... The following days stuff would have been long gone too!! I'll post up the full story tomorrow, but I was really unlucky!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franko Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Well as Colin told me 2day Japanese Imports have different regulations for there number plates?? or was i drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 Well as Colin told me 2day Japanese Imports have different regulations for there number plates?? or was i drunk Nope this is 100% true, as I neary failed my MOT with a legal plate, but in the end he gave me an advisory, however Pauls doesn't meet these requirements either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Nope this is 100% true, as I neary failed my MOT with a legal plate, but in the end he gave me an advisory, however Pauls doesn't meet these requirements either It is a tad small!! Compact and bijou..... http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3662/pict0814sc0.jpg H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 The £30 I saved on the aircon has just gone into Mr Plods huge pockets...... I hope they were more civil to you than the French? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I hope they were more civil to you than the French? That conversation this afternoon was sadly ironic Pete!! If I didn't know better I would have thought that you and Ed had a mate in the force....... Well only one £30 envelope left now...... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Doom Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Unlucky mate!!... You should of pulled the number plate off & stuck it up his @rse!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Unlucky mate!!... You should of pulled the number plate off & stuck it up his @rse!!! The thought never crossed my mind!!.. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 sorry Paul, call Doug ask for favours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 sorry Paul, call Doug ask for favours? I'll put a thread up this morning with a few questions. They were always going to do me for the plate. One of the coppers had already started writing the ticket before i got in the cop car..... There is no going back after that.... Must have been really funny for the convoy going past. I didn't see them but Ste was sat passenger seat waving.... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob wild Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Must have been really funny for the convoy going past. I didn't see them but Ste was sat passenger seat waving.... H. No as if we would Am sorry you got pulled matey Shame you could charm him with your clever northern wit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 No as if we would Am sorry you got pulled matey Shame you could charm him with your clever northern wit I told him he could "warm my ears" but he declined...... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob wild Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I told him he could "warm my ears" but he declined...... H. LOL just as i'm drinking my brew! where can i send the bill for a new keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 LOL just as i'm drinking my brew! where can i send the bill for a new keyboard Send it to Staffordshire Police!! If it wasn't for them, this would have happened...... Why don't they go and get some real criminals........etc etc.... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob wild Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Send it to Staffordshire Police!! If it wasn't for them, this would have happened...... Why don't they go and get some real criminals........etc etc.... H. Because they all drive TT's only joking did you use LPG on the way back? When is steve buying one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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