jamesmark Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Outlaw was one of the worst British films ever. Utter pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 I've just had the most rewarding bowel movement in years. Took a while to get going, I was sat there for at least 8 minutes pushing gas before it finally engaged. Once locked in though it was deliciously slow and smooth. All good things come to an end however, and I sat there in the after-glow for a while, reflecting on how something so bad could be so good. The wipe was economical, no need for a repeat. Job done, I sighed as I prepared to return to the world downstairs.....purgatory awaited me I knew, but I'm strong I thought as I gave myself a wink in the mirror and turned the light out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Ewen, you're crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 I've just had the most rewarding bowel movement in years. Took a while to get going, I was sat there for at least 8 minutes pushing gas before it finally engaged. Once locked in though it was deliciously slow and smooth. All good things come to an end however, and I sat there in the after-glow for a while, reflecting on how something so bad could be so good. The wipe was economical, no need for a repeat. Job done, I sighed as I prepared to return to the world downstairs.....purgatory awaited me I knew, but I'm strong I thought as I gave myself a wink in the mirror and turned the light out. You do worry me. I sometimes wish you lived a little further away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 I've just had the most rewarding bowel movement in years. Took a while to get going, I was sat there for at least 8 minutes pushing gas before it finally engaged. Once locked in though it was deliciously slow and smooth. All good things come to an end however, and I sat there in the after-glow for a while, reflecting on how something so bad could be so good. The wipe was economical, no need for a repeat. Job done, I sighed as I prepared to return to the world downstairs.....purgatory awaited me I knew, but I'm strong I thought as I gave myself a wink in the mirror and turned the light out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Nah, don't begrudge the bloke a nice plop. The one I had was quite disaapointing, although I did beat another track on Burnout Dominator... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Nah, don't begrudge the bloke a nice plop. The one I had was quite disaapointing, although I did beat another track on Burnout Dominator... In the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Nice and peaceful, and I get paid for it.. Working nights at the mo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Nice and peaceful, and I get paid for it.. Working nights at the mo. Ewww. I feel like I'm asking questions I don't want to know the answer to. Ok, stopping now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsupraman82 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 im also on nights mr ralph!! last one tonight then 3 days off!! woo hoo! i might actually build my new BBQ tomorrow......its been sitting in the boot for the past 2 weeks.......but i think the odd are pretty high its going to p!$$ down tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Ewww. We have a girl in the office, been there a few weeks now. She has a cold and makes a little eewww noise when she sneezes. Bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsupraman82 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 is it a high pitched ewwww??? im a sucker for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 is it a high pitched ewwww??? im a sucker for that! Yup, very endearing. Whilst Charlottes ewwws are all very nice, I have to say that my allegiance is torn toward an ewww that is audible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsupraman82 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 yeah i know that one........you just want to give them a hug no matter what they got! when my flat mate sneezes he sounds like a dubbed punch from a old bruce lee movie 'phchh' sort of sound. very entertaining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Where the thread goes Nobody knows. Night all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsupraman82 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 ha, yeah well i have all night, we might get onto all bodily functions??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Yup, very endearing. Whilst Charlottes ewwws are all very nice, I have to say that my allegiance is torn toward an ewww that is audible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsupraman82 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 but i have never heard you 'ewwww' charlotte! but i know the 'ewww' hes talking about! :nana::nana: gotta love them bananas!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 I like it when you get a run of Ewww's Ewww Ewww Ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 From Sky News... Art-Thief Caught Red-Handed Updated: 20:59, Saturday July 21, 2007 One of Britain's most prolific art-thieves, Steven Donaldson, has just been arrested after being apprehended during a robbery at Londons National Gallery. Donaldson, 47, alledgedly claimed during his arrest that he "needed the Monet to buy Degas to make his Vangogh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsupraman82 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 what progressing in volume??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 no no no... bad boy, bad boy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 If its any consolation Charlotte, every time she sneezes, I think of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 I'm sure that make Charlotte feel much better.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsupraman82 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 yep im sure it will! i bet charlotte's ewwwws' are much better anyway, we just havent had the pleasure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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