edge Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 she is a fucking idiot:tongue: and a slag to boot:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Kick her square in the box: Yes Marry her: No ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Jordan made me chuckle when she told her she had "a nose like a builder's elbow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JustGav Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 And chance of renaming the title to 'Who the F*& would want to marry jodie marsh'... Erm, not knowing anything about her, either than she is some Z-list celeb, is she page 3, glamour, porn? what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Id love to punch her in the face!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Sorry, this had to be done Q1: What do you do for a living and do you enjoy it? A1 : Gay male porn star... well, I suppose I enjoy it, but it can be a right pain the ass at times. Q2: What was your longest previous relationship and why did it finish? A2: With my hand, I managed to wank for an entire 3 hour stretch once, I came..... Q3: Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be... A3: Subservient, and do as she is F*£%ing told the first time... Q4: Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where & when? A4: Well, I fell asleep on my hand once, managed to tug myself silly and it felt like someone else was doing it.. FANTASTIC Q5: Is money important to you? A5: Well, what do you think pays for the KY honey... Q6: What do you like about me? (I know, you haven't even met me yet!) A6: You aren't as inbred as my cousin.... Q7: Describe a great date you might take me on. A7: One where you put out... Q8: Do you want children? A8: Couldn't keep more than two in the cellar, that would just be cruel. Q9: Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? A9: 5 years older Q10: What are your 3 must do things in your life? A10: Meet a girl, get laid, repeat... Q11: Give 3 qualities that you think are good about you and 3 that are bad. A11: Good; Hung like a donkey, Bad, About as thick as a pencil Q12: Finally, why do you think you and I would make a good couple? A12: I'm a saddo, and since this is a big media thing, you must be as well, must be a marriage made in heaven. Here is my picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I'd shag Jodie Marsh. Bet that girl could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 Sorry, this had to be done Q1: What do you do for a living and do you enjoy it? A1 : Gay male porn star... well, I suppose I enjoy it, but it can be a right pain the ass at times. Q2: What was your longest previous relationship and why did it finish? A2: With my hand, I managed to wank for an entire 3 hour stretch once, I came..... Q3: Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be... A3: Subservient, and do as she is F*£%ing told the first time... Q4: Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where & when? A4: Well, I fell asleep on my hand once, managed to tug myself silly and it felt like someone else was doing it.. FANTASTIC Q5: Is money important to you? A5: Well, what do you think pays for the KY honey... Q6: What do you like about me? (I know, you haven't even met me yet!) A6: You aren't as inbred as my cousin.... Q7: Describe a great date you might take me on. A7: One where you put out... Q8: Do you want children? A8: Couldn't keep more than two in the cellar, that would just be cruel. Q9: Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? A9: 5 years older Q10: What are your 3 must do things in your life? A10: Meet a girl, get laid, repeat... Q11: Give 3 qualities that you think are good about you and 3 that are bad. A11: Good; Hung like a donkey, Bad, About as thick as a pencil Q12: Finally, why do you think you and I would make a good couple? A12: I'm a saddo, and since this is a big media thing, you must be as well, must be a marriage made in heaven. Here is my picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraChick Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Q3: Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be... A3: Subservient, and do as she is F*£%ing told the first time... Yes boss, please dont beat me with the hose again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/ No-she's been cocked more times than a Talibans AK47!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 No-she's been cocked more times than a Talibans AK47!! More pricks than a 2nd hand dart board...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waderz06 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I'd shag Jodie Marsh. Bet that girl could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Im with you on this one Clarkey. I would give her a going over but i would also book my appointment with the Sexual Diseases Clinic before hand!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I know she's an experienced girl so I would imagine it's like "The last hotdog in the tin"..... Still would though, just to teach her a lesson!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraChick Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Still would though, just to teach her a lesson!! H. Are you a teacher then? hehehehe She might like all that kinky "teacher/pupil stuff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Are you a teacher then? hehehehe She might like all that kinky "teacher/pupil stuff" Is that your experience speaking?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraChick Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Is that your experience speaking?? Im off out to a hen night next week dressed as a school girl.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Im with you on this one Clarkey. I would give her a going over but i would also book my appointment with the Sexual Diseases Clinic before hand!! You'd need to 'double bag' before going in, and her nose looks like a penis!! However.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I'd shag Jodie Marsh. Bet that girl could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Suck a pool ball through a straw you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Are you a teacher then? No!! Just really bad at sex!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattanna Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 i would, she is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 i would, she is great! Mmmm...she'd be dirtier than a tramps arsehole!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I'd take her up the A_____ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I'd take her up the A_____ Aisle?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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