Guest Rays the roof Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Been trying to get some pussy on my bonnet for ages now.... How do you do it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Reign Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Originally posted by Rays the roof Been trying to get some pussy on my bonnet for ages now.... How do you do it?? LMAO .. I think its a £50 under the wiper and pray your don't get a fat lass that will dent your bonnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 get a dog and tie him up next to the supe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kghelmet Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Originally posted by nuttynutz probably not helpful but i got the same problem with my niehgbours cat. done this about 4 -5 times now. i park my car in a bay where behind is a small 1-2foot high wall. and it only happens when i park head in first. now i always reverse park, and has not happened since. my cats the same,if i drive onto the drive it sits on the bonnet but not if i reverse on;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rays the roof Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by Purple Reign LMAO .. I think its a £50 under the wiper and pray your don't get a fat lass that will dent your bonnet Feckin ell mate, you live in a posh area. You get a shag and kebab for £20 round ere!! Been over three weeks now and each week my 'max mass limit' (that I would tub) goes up a stone. Currently at 11 stone so three more weeks and Dawn French is in with a shout!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Phew at least im safe this week:p Now theres a good reason to start pigging out, must.......... get........... fatter.............................Chomp Chomp!!! Matt:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Reign Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by Rays the roof Feckin ell mate, you live in a posh area. You get a shag and kebab for £20 round ere!! Been over three weeks now and each week my 'max mass limit' (that I would tub) goes up a stone. Currently at 11 stone so three more weeks and Dawn French is in with a shout!!! ROTFLMFAO !!! Gees with Dawn on your bonnet it will look like that 206 advert ! CRUNCH... you can have a ferrari in no time and being a girl from a posh area I would only do it for a Visa card under the wipers ... ... and a kebab of course LOL!! (so not that posh after all) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rays the roof Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by Faye I used to have a big hairy orange cat that thought the spoiler was its personal sleeping area, the amount of wet ginger fur I used to find all over my supe was disgusting I'm all for the water pistol approach :flame Dev Faye What a shock.. Started reading your reply, got a sudden rush of blood to the head and passed out I used to have a big hairy orange............. When I came too and read remainder, felt very embarrased...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rays the roof Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by Purple Reign ROTFLMFAO !!! Gees with Dawn on your bonnet it will look like that 206 advert ! CRUNCH... you can have a ferrari in no time and being a girl from a posh area I would only do it for a Visa card under the wipers ... ... and a kebab of course LOL!! (so not that posh after all) Was going to say where would I swipe the Visa card, but that would just be too damn rude as I don't even know you..... Lemon juice and chilli sauce on that kebab madam? I'll just order it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Reign Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 Originally posted by Rays the roof Was going to say where would I swipe the Visa card, but that would just be too damn rude as I don't even know you..... Lemon juice and chilli sauce on that kebab madam? I'll just order it now oh Just give the card to my Friend 'Jennifer Saunders' she does the money bit. Now about that Kebab .. yes Lemon and Chilli .. and are you going to eat all those chips ?? I seem to have finished my bucket ! Love and Kisses Dawn .. gee this back seat is rather small isn't it .. or is it just me NOS .. what is that .. is that short for NOSH ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rays the roof Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Originally posted by Purple Reign oh Just give the card to my Friend 'Jennifer Saunders' she does the money bit. Now about that Kebab .. yes Lemon and Chilli .. and are you going to eat all those chips ?? I seem to have finished my bucket ! Love and Kisses Dawn .. gee this back seat is rather small isn't it .. or is it just me NOS .. what is that .. is that short for NOSH ? Well Dawn, Was dissapointed that you didn't turn up Saturday night. Bought a sack of spuds in the morning and spent all day peeling and chopping them up ready for you. Polished the car bonnet so that it would be nice and slippy and bought a double sofa from DFS, which I replaced rear seats with!! They have a great offer on at the moment, buy now, pay never with £200 cash back!!! So spent night in with couple of cans and Abbi Titmus video...Ummmm! XXXX Ray XXXXX:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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