turbonut Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16) Good chocolate is easy to find. 17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 20) With chocolate size doesn't matter. Lx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Sounds like sour grapes to me Linda!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_surj Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Sounds like you prefer chocolate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mas Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. Lx But it will make you look pregnant for ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. Lx But surely chocolate is not as good for you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Did someone say chocolate? mmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I could take or leave chocolate. And it has to have some kind of centre, ie not a plain bar of dairy milk. Sweets on the other hand. Yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 jeez what is it with women and chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Galaxy for me:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 yorkie MANSIZE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 they sound ban penguin biscuits for obvious reasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eve Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Got to be cadbury's and i'm there....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradibbs Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 would rather you than chocolate:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I could take or leave chocolate. And it has to have some kind of centre, ie not a plain bar of dairy milk. Sweets on the other hand. Yum. Ooooh I'm so totalyl opposite to that!! There are very few 'sweets' I like. Wine Pastilles are quite something though. Why did it take them so long to invent those???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 What is wrong with this place, no-ones mentioned chocolate starfish yet. Whats up Ed ? That fierce lady scared you big time ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I'll be at JAE with a 1kg bar of chocolate on my back.... by sounds of it ill be beating them off of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Lindt chocolate mmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Ooooh I'm so totalyl opposite to that!! There are very few 'sweets' I like. Wine Pastilles are quite something though. Why did it take them so long to invent those???? Wine pastilles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Hold on Im making a list here of what I need to bring to JAE, Chocolate, wine pastilles, more chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 yorkie MANSIZE... ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 Hold on Im making a list here of what I need to bring to JAE, Chocolate, wine pastilles, more chocolate http://www.personalizationmall.com/cat_image/8807-C2.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick001 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I suppose you women will say that chocalate even tastes better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 chocolate dribbled onto naked ladies does it better for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 http://www.personalizationmall.com/cat_image/8807-C2.jpg Good thinking, I didnt want to run out so ordered a gallon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Lindt chocolate mmmmmmm So expensive, but worth every penny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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