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I got strung by a wasp at Blackpool last year.........two quid for a can of coke.....:D

 

If it's any help, we trapped one in a bottle of Bulmers yesteday and blocked the top with a serviette. We were dining outside a pub and spent the whole meal watching a semi pissed wasp go out of it fooking mind!!

 

H.

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I had one fly into my beer can many years ago.

 

You can guess what happened. Right on the flippin tongue! :(

 

Haha! bet that hurt :p At least you didnt swallow it whole to do whatever it wanted to inside you!

 

If it's any help, we trapped one in a bottle of Bulmers yesteday and blocked the top with a serviette. We were dining outside a pub and spent the whole meal watching a semi pissed wasp go out of it fooking mind!!

 

It eases the pain slightly! :D Get the buggers!

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Opened the loft hatch couple of weeks ago, flicked the light on and a wasp just came down and stung me on the face, then it buggered off ! Thanks ! There was none of this landing on me and then stinging me, it must have dived at me arse out and sting at the ready :blink:

 

It was then that I looked round and saw a few more, then I saw the nest ! Watch for the Matt shaped blur :run:

 

The sting did hurt too. It was all the missus could do to prevent me from exacting a huge and bloody revenge on the nest. Probably a good thing really. Anyone off here remember the mole thread on scoobynet a few years back ? It would've been similar ;) However, it's probably for the best, I am sure my 'revenge' would've ended up in a burnt down house and a face covered in stings :D

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I almost literally sat on a wasps nest as a kid, building a den or something. I feel your pain. There were three of us, and between us we were stung over 100 times :swearsign:

 

Needless to say I have a very real phobia of wasps, bees and anything that either looks like them or can sting. :run:

 

Mike

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i HATE wasps, i go mental when they fly near me lol

 

 

speaking of flying insects, it was night of the flying ants tonight, the buggers were everywhere. It always seems like they just phone each other, as when they're out, they're out all over the place from town to town.

 

anyone had flying ants tonight?

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Wasps can be fun!

In only 5 easy steps too.

1. Catch one of the little sh!tes with a cup and a piece of card

2. Put it in the freezer for 10 minutes so it sort of goes to sleep

3. Tie a length of cotton around it's body under its wings

4. Tie the other end to something outside

5. When it heats up and wakes up it flies round like a little wasp kite thingy! :)

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Wasps can be fun!

In only 5 easy steps too.

1. Catch one of the little sh!tes with a cup and a piece of card

2. Put it in the freezer for 10 minutes so it sort of goes to sleep

3. Tie a length of cotton around it's body under its wings

4. Tie the other end to something outside

5. When it heats up and wakes up it flies round like a little wasp kite thingy! :)

 

:rlol: LMAO here I'm :cry:

 

Mike

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I organized a "fun" run through the closed area between HK and China last weekend and the trail went through an area of pretty thick undergrowth. When I was setting the damn thing I disturbed a hornets nest and got stung myself a few times. Very painfull at the time and the bumps took ages to go down.

 

Now there were over 60 people following along after me and I didn't change the route :eyebrows:. Set up a water stop just after the hornets nest and it was a right hoot watching them all pass the nest, firstly start hopping around and then sprinting away towards us to escape :nana::run::mad:

 

I am a bad man :whistle:

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dip your finger in vinegar, that will help it a lot!

 

That just sounds like it's going to sting like $£"%!!

 

Yeah its only bee's that die, wasps just keep coming back for more until your fearing for your life and runinng away like a little girl.

 

There are some nasty people on here! But the little buggers desrve it!

 

And yes it still hurts now :cry::blush:

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I organized a "fun" run through the closed area between HK and China last weekend and the trail went through an area of pretty thick undergrowth. When I was setting the damn thing I disturbed a hornets nest and got stung myself a few times. Very painfull at the time and the bumps took ages to go down.

 

Now there were over 60 people following along after me and I didn't change the route :eyebrows:. Set up a water stop just after the hornets nest and it was a right hoot watching them all pass the nest, firstly start hopping around and then sprinting away towards us to escape :nana::run::mad:

 

I am a bad man :whistle:

 

This is the result of one of the hornet stings... :taped:

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