SupraStar 3000 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Drunk Driving conviction. Officer: May I see the log book for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the log book in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot. Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called for armed backup. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Inspector: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Inspector: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the log book. The driver owned the car. Inspector: Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Inspector: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Boot is opened; no body. Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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