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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following

exchange:

 

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Drunk Driving conviction.

 

Officer: May I see the log book for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

 

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the log book in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.

 

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

 

Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

 

Hearing this, the officer immediately called for armed backup. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

 

Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

 

Inspector: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the log book.

The driver owned the car.

 

Inspector: Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was

nothing in the glove box.

 

Inspector: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Boot is opened; no body.

 

Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

 

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.

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