turbonut Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 probably a repost but for those of us who've not seen it yet The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... A new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit.. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." he salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36. Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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michael Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 probably a repost *searches for "castration"* Yep http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=41705& An old one post though so I suspect you'll be OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ivan Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 *searches for "castration"* Yep http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=41705& An old one post though so I suspect you'll be OK.Now you're just getting silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ian Ian Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Nice one Linda ! Cheers Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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