jamesmark Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Snow white, Tom thumb, and Quasimodo sitting around the table having dinner and talking about world records. Snow White said "right tomorrow I am going to go to the Guinness book of records and get the record for being the most gorgeous women in the world" Tom Thumb also decides to do this but to be the smallest man in the world, Quasimodo decides to do this too but he unlike Snow White is going for the record of the ugliest person in the world. So the next day all three set off to the office of the Guinness book of records. Snow White goes in first and comes out a short time later with a certificate officially making her the most gorgeous women in the world. Tom thumb goes in next and comes out a short time later with a certificate officially making him the smallest man in the world. Next up was Quasimodo he skipped in all ugly and grotesque, drool dripping from his mouth and his acne,hump and all. He comes out crying, very upset, Tom thumb and Snow White comfort him and ask him where his certificate was making him the ugliest man in the world!! Quasimodo replied "Who the hell is RedM?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 :rlol::rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 A bit of banter, that's what we like. I just hope you didn't really mean it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 lol:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Hmm!! This should be interesting?? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 and wheres redm when you need him lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 and wheres redm when you need him lol He has seen it, and retaliated. Even that was a poor attempt that did not seem to go anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 hahah lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I thought he would have commented in this thread by now!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supradoopa Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Just seen this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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