flukey-lukey Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Why I fired my secretary... Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out she barely said good morning, let alone" Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss and by the way "Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind ?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .. Followed by my wife, my kids and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Lol FAF!!! ... Top man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlT67 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Lol....! It's not true though is it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 That's the best joke ever. Just as funny as the last time it was on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boombastictiger Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Hahahahahahahahahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Very funny:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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