jamesmark Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Doreen agreed and again they made love. Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 I thinks thats what my wife might say:d excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Like that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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