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Shadow Beast

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I did something really terrible today and now I must pay the price.

 

Just before my husband went to Kenya 7 weeks ago he purchased me a lovely new set of alloys for my Supra and they look lush. I have been really really really careful with the car in general and especially with the wheels - then today it all went wrong.

 

Firstly my car went for a MOT and I am glad to say it passed all ok, however I had to go straight from the garage to work and I could not find a car parking space anywhere!!!!!

 

I drove around a couple of times then to my luck I found one space (a tight space, a very very very tight space) between to cars.

 

Now, I am crap a parallel parking but I had no choice but to go for it. I took my time and everything was going ok then some bald bastard came along in his rover and had to wait for me to finish my maneuver, this understandably put me under immense pressure and I hear a terrible scraping noise so I went from reverse to forward and heard the same scrapping noise again.:(

 

Eventually I got out of my car and I have to say I was in the space perfectly, however I have the biggest scrap on my alloys ever!!!!!:shock:

 

Now I had to make a decision do I : -

 

a) Wait for hubby to get home and see the scratch which could be a couple of days after his return and after he has been out in the car and say “oh my God who’s done that”

b) Do I ring hubby and confess and get it out the way now

 

I dwelled on it for a while and decided to confess, he is now pissed off and is planning my punishment any suggestions what it should be!:no:

 

 

SHES begging it!! Hints:

 

A) Her "husband" is out of the country

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B) She Damaged the "alloys" and needs them fixed, indirectly is saying she wants a man (you) to "come" (cum?) round and fix them for her, BEFORE hubby comes home...she also throws in another option to make get the crowd more involved...

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C) She wants to know how you will "punish" her when you come and fix them...and even throws in some pictures to get you going..

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D) As noone seems to have clocked on yet...shes teasing with minor dirty talk and more pictures...

 

Typical Women Tactics...

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SHES begging it!! Hints:

 

A) Her "husband" is out of the country

.

B) She Damaged the "alloys" and needs them fixed, indirectly is saying she wants a man (you) to "come" (cum?) round and fix them for her, BEFORE hubby comes home...she also throws in another option to make get the crowd more involved...

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C) She wants to know how you will "punish" her when you come and fix them...and even throws in some pictures to get you going..

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D) As noone seems to have clocked on yet...shes teasing with minor dirty talk and more pictures...

 

Typical Women Tactics...

 

 

HOLD ON A MINUTE firstly if I wanted assistance mending them I would not have already told hubby.

 

Secondly, I have never even asked how to fix them coz did not know that was an option.

 

And thirdly, hubby is the punisher, but I do not know the puinshment yet!!!

 

SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:p

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this isnt in the NWS section so it cant be dirty can it?

 

its normal conversation, seems to me like some people have dirty minds, not me though - im too :innocent:

 

Yeah if you read this thread properly you will realise we are discussing camels wearing stockings and suspenders whilst being riden by an arab through a car wash :rlol:

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My wife has made a few expensive mistakes and had a few accidents that cost me money in the past. What else could I do, faced with a woman I love, so obviously sorry and upset ? I bought her flowers, or took her to a decent restaurant, or bought her some jewellry. Shes my wife, my lover, my best friend and I cant ever get angry with her.

On the other hand, I put a scorch mark on the coffee table with a mug the other day and I havent heard the end of it:(

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