BASHTHEBISHOP Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 :search: ED? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Camels have been mentioned but I can't recall any talk on horse riding im sure you have a pic somewhere...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 im sure you have a pic somewhere...... Of what Hiten55? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Of what Hiten55? you on a horse? possibly..... anyway... moving swiftly on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Sorry I don't ride horses, not ones that have four legs and a tail anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Sorry I don't ride horses, not ones that have four legs and a tail anyway. intriguing.... what kind do you ride then? (how did we get from wheel kerbing to riding horses anyway ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boombastictiger Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I did something really terrible today and now I must pay the price. Just before my husband went to Kenya 7 weeks ago he purchased me a lovely new set of alloys for my Supra and they look lush. I have been really really really careful with the car in general and especially with the wheels - then today it all went wrong. Firstly my car went for a MOT and I am glad to say it passed all ok, however I had to go straight from the garage to work and I could not find a car parking space anywhere!!!!! I drove around a couple of times then to my luck I found one space (a tight space, a very very very tight space) between to cars. Now, I am crap a parallel parking but I had no choice but to go for it. I took my time and everything was going ok then some bald bastard came along in his rover and had to wait for me to finish my maneuver, this understandably put me under immense pressure and I hear a terrible scraping noise so I went from reverse to forward and heard the same scrapping noise again. Eventually I got out of my car and I have to say I was in the space perfectly, however I have the biggest scrap on my alloys ever!!!!! Now I had to make a decision do I : - a) Wait for hubby to get home and see the scratch which could be a couple of days after his return and after he has been out in the car and say “oh my God who’s done that” b) Do I ring hubby and confess and get it out the way now I dwelled on it for a while and decided to confess, he is now pissed off and is planning my punishment any suggestions what it should be! SHES begging it!! Hints: A) Her "husband" is out of the country . B) She Damaged the "alloys" and needs them fixed, indirectly is saying she wants a man (you) to "come" (cum?) round and fix them for her, BEFORE hubby comes home...she also throws in another option to make get the crowd more involved... . C) She wants to know how you will "punish" her when you come and fix them...and even throws in some pictures to get you going.. . D) As noone seems to have clocked on yet...shes teasing with minor dirty talk and more pictures... Typical Women Tactics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Its a shame that something small like a set of wheels is causing you stress, tell him asap and then pay to get them refinished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Sorry I don't ride horses, not ones that have four legs and a tail anyway. What other types are there ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 intriguing.... what kind do you ride then? (how did we get from wheel kerbing to riding horses anyway ) You must have heard the saying "donkey d**k" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Its a shame that something small like a set of wheels is causing you stress, tell him asap and then pay to get them refinished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 You must have heard the saying "donkey d**k" oh yes - many times - usually at the end of "man you've got a....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 You lot are BAD. Brilliant fun though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 . D) Because no seems to have clocked on yet...shes teasing with minor dirty talk.... bit harsh. dont listen to him hun and your complaining why exactly....? party pooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 SHES begging it!! Hints: A) Her "husband" is out of the country . B) She Damaged the "alloys" and needs them fixed, indirectly is saying she wants a man (you) to "come" (cum?) round and fix them for her, BEFORE hubby comes home...she also throws in another option to make get the crowd more involved... . C) She wants to know how you will "punish" her when you come and fix them...and even throws in some pictures to get you going.. . D) As noone seems to have clocked on yet...shes teasing with minor dirty talk and more pictures... Typical Women Tactics... HOLD ON A MINUTE firstly if I wanted assistance mending them I would not have already told hubby. Secondly, I have never even asked how to fix them coz did not know that was an option. And thirdly, hubby is the punisher, but I do not know the puinshment yet!!! SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Anyway since when has talk about camels and horses been dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Typical Women Tactics... Ironic it took one so young to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 this isnt in the NWS section so it cant be dirty can it? its normal conversation, seems to me like some people have dirty minds, not me though - im too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 this isnt in the NWS section so it cant be dirty can it? its normal conversation, seems to me like some people have dirty minds, not me though - im too Yeah if you read this thread properly you will realise we are discussing camels wearing stockings and suspenders whilst being riden by an arab through a car wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Yeah if you read this thread properly you will realise we are discussing camels wearing stockings and suspenders whilst being riden by an arab through a car wash and all without Ed!!!!???? wait till he joins the party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Yeah where is Ed he loves my threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 OMG hubby is gonna get the best night ever. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 OMG hubby is gonna get the best night ever. Well done. What are you suggesting Andy - that he likes sexy camels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Ive just had a thought anyway, hubby will be home really late at night and it will be too dark to wash the car - maybe I could wash the dog in the bath instead dressed like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 My wife has made a few expensive mistakes and had a few accidents that cost me money in the past. What else could I do, faced with a woman I love, so obviously sorry and upset ? I bought her flowers, or took her to a decent restaurant, or bought her some jewellry. Shes my wife, my lover, my best friend and I cant ever get angry with her. On the other hand, I put a scorch mark on the coffee table with a mug the other day and I havent heard the end of it:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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