Kittyclaws Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 you cant wear boots without stockings due to health and safety - chaffing may occur.... there ya go Well done, but think hold up will be best. Woudn't want a buckle to scratch the paintwork would we Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 You must clean the whole car with your tongue, focusing your attention on the front bumper (where all the dead fly juice is)!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 This is going to run and run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 This is going to run and run true, although i've no sympathy. totally self-inflicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Also, we would have to think about the hair (Health & Safety) She might get hair in her eyes etc, so I think it should be tied back, but this could place undue strain on her neck if tied straight back. So I think pigtails would be best, as this would balance out quite nicely This is going to run and run You could be right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Yes, yes, yes. big boots too, in order to support the ankle of course Will these boots do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbieg Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Will these boots do? :blink: better not say what iam thinking,!! but refurb wheels,= car washed by you no stop right there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 :blink: better not say what iam thinking,!! but refurb wheels,= car washed by you no stop right there.... The funny thing is I have just had my car valeted today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Will these boots do? to be honest, cant really tell as its not a true representation - we need colour and less clothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Will these boots do? camel toe Ish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Will these boots do? Maybe black might be better (runs off for a cold shower) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 camel toe Ish There might be two humps but there is no camel toe - cheeky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 There might be two humps but there is no camel toe - cheeky prove him wrong with a close up shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 There's definitely a hint of toe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 if it were me id have you on youre knees polishin my knob but its not up to me lol just butter him up! 1, make the t for him getting in 2, put something sexy on 3, make sure motorsport is on the telly 4, give him the best sex ever (poss include one of youre girlfriends) 5, GET THE BLOODY WHEEL FIX'D (and never do it again) hope this helps lol;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 There's definitely a hint of toe! Then you are both looking far to close and in detail!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 this thread is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Maybe black might be better (runs off for a cold shower) I have these shoes will they be suitable or are they a little too high under health and safety regulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I have these shoes will they be suitable or are they a little too high under health and safety regulations. screw health and safety - just be careful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 screw health and safety - just be careful There is just one problem, you cannot wear stocking with these shoes as they are opened toed, so my legs would get all wet and bubbly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 my legs would get all wet and bubbly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 There is just one problem, you cannot wear stocking with these shoes as they are opened toed, so my legs would get all wet and bubbly. not a problem, those legs look like they need to be on show - not hidden behind stockings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I thought I'd stumbled into the Jilly Cooper section of the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I thought I'd stumbled into the Jilly Cooper section of the board. Er - not that I'm pretending that I read Jilly Cooper - isn't that romance kind of stuff? I'm not seeing romance as the common theme here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Camels have been mentioned but I can't recall any talk on horse riding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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