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lapdancers, a pornstar and a picture of Havard!

Can this thread get any better :)

 

Funny,... My mental image of you Havard was somebody more like Randy from "My name is Earl".

I'm pleasantly surprised ;)

 

Thanks Ed!! That post gay statement makes me slightly worried....!! :blink:

 

H.

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same in my bar....

 

"pint of stella"

dont do stella.... fosters or 1664

"pint of carling then"

 

:rolleyes:

 

and our fav is

 

"are cocktails 2 for 1?"

no, they are all half price

" so 2 for 1"

no... half price

"how much is that then" (read the fecking menu!)

£2.50

"so 2 for a fiver"

yes

"2 for 1 then"

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

:D :d

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I just thought I would share the highlight of my day today with you.

 

I own a little salon and outside my salon I have many different signs. I have a large sign at the front which says Hair Extension Specialists on it, I have another on the menu board just outside saying "hair extension specialists" and it is also on window stickers.

 

A lady came into my salon today and said "I don't suppose by any chance you do hair extensions do you" - WHAT THE F**K.

 

Was she joking, blind or thick that is the question.

 

That's nothing. You want to work on the railway, you would be amazed at some of the questions i get asked

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