Shadow Beast Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I just thought I would share the highlight of my day today with you. I own a little salon and outside my salon I have many different signs. I have a large sign at the front which says Hair Extension Specialists on it, I have another on the menu board just outside saying "hair extension specialists" and it is also on window stickers. A lady came into my salon today and said "I don't suppose by any chance you do hair extensions do you" - WHAT THE F**K. Was she joking, blind or thick that is the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 i go into the hairdressers and say " can i have a haircut please" wtf else are they going to do to me? cook me a 3 course meal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 i go into the hairdressers and say " can i have a haircut please" wtf else are they going to do to me? cook me a 3 course meal? You could just want highlights or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 Its like going in the bakers asking if they sell bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 So... Do you do hair extensions then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 No we are a lap dancing club - lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 anyone looking at me would be able to tell... i just want it cut nothing fancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 No we are a lap dancing club - lol Well make your fooking mind up Jenny!! Are you a hairdressers or a lap dancing club?? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 Well make your fooking mind up Jenny!! Are you a hairdressers or a lap dancing club?? H. HAIR EXTENSION SPECIALISTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 so... do you do hair extentions? im confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Do lapdancers do hair extensions then? All the ones i met wouldnt know how Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 HAIR EXTENSION SPECIALISTS Oh right, book me in for my pubes done next week then!! Sorry H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 Do lapdancers do hair extensions then? All the ones i met wouldnt know how No, but alot of them wear hair extensions. I do two lapdancers and a pornstar. Not sure why the pornstar wants them though coz no one is really looking at the hair on her head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 Oh right, book me in for my pubes done next week then!! Sorry H. Havard, I need to colour match you first!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Well make your fooking mind up Jenny!! Are you a hairdressers or a lap dancing club?? H. Both? ...runs to phone to book apointment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Havard, I need to colour match you first!!!! I couldn't possibly have it done!! These pics were taken last night at the meet in Warrington. I got a special deal done on "collar and cuffs!!":D [ATTACH]58952[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]58953[/ATTACH] Both? ...runs to phone to book apointment Hmmm!! That could catch on mate!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 mummy... im scared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 MODS - She's advertising her extensions without a hobbyist license... But I like that pic of her so don't spank her too hard please Woo... Sexytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I couldn't possibly have it done!! These pics were taken last night at the meet in Warrington. I got a special deal done on "collar and cuffs!!":D [ATTACH]58952[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]58953[/ATTACH] Hmmm!! That could catch on mate!! H. WTF? Which one is you then? I thought you were a 30something? With kids and shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Ah now, last time I had my tyres changed in Leeds, I was standing by the car in this largish industrial unit, which was stacked to the rafters with alloy wheels and tyres. The alloys were all in white boxes with the sides printed with a picture of each actual wheel. The floor was also filled with lower stacks of unboxed alloys of all sizes. The place was called MotorSport Wheels. This guy walks in from the car park and says to the tyre-fitter "D'you sell alloys?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 WTF? Which one is you then? I thought you were a 30something? With kids and shit? He's the follically challenged one in the black shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 He's the follically challenged one in the black shirt. Well put Martin!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 lapdancers, a pornstar and a picture of Havard! Can this thread get any better Funny,... My mental image of you Havard was somebody more like Randy from "My name is Earl". I'm pleasantly surprised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Funny,... My mental image of you Havard was somebody more like Randy from "My name is Earl". I'm pleasantly surprised PMSL! Randy: If you make friends with anybody, make friends with the tall guy. I know where there's a frisbee stuck in a tree. Randy: When you do into the witness protection program, they let you pick your own name? Cause if I ever witness anything, I'm going to name myself "Crash Fishfight". Darnell: Damn, that's a good one. Randy: Sure you don't want a radio or something? We got one back at the hotel that doesn't even take electricity. You put batteries in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted June 13, 2007 Author Share Posted June 13, 2007 MODS - She's advertising her extensions without a hobbyist license... But I like that pic of her so don't spank her too hard please Woo... Sexytime I promise I was not touting for work, most of you are men on here and I am surprised you know what hair extensions are, not surprised you know what porn stars and lap dancers are though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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