Dragonlady Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." Maybe a repost but who cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 muppets!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Hehe , yuk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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michael Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Groundhog Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Groundhog Day Ghostbusters 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezz Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Ghostbusters 2? Ferris bulers day off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishman Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 that is quality.!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 OMG!!!! mint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Thats nasty:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! Had me in bloody stitches!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 LOL, Thats a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Ferris bulers day off? Rambo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 tis an oldie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Like it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 tis an oldie Really? http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=49247& http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=80323& http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=91728& Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonlady Posted June 11, 2007 Author Share Posted June 11, 2007 Really? http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=49247& http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=80323& http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=91728& And as I said on my first post - Maybe a repost but who cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 but who cares I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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