MrRalphMan Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?' Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a cow field. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear. I walked over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. 'Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours'! I don't remember much after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Great gag!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettjones Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 nice one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 ba dum cha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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neil tt Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 The old ones are the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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