Joke

[TonyP]

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."

[Havard]

Terrific!!

 

H.

[RedM]

I told this joke at work once. The day after Lady Di died. No-one laughed.

[jamesmark]

I told this joke at work once. The day after Lady Di died. No-one laughed.

 

I think that it was more than likely the fact you are not really that funny.

[Havard]

I think that it was more than likely the fact you are not really that funny.

 

Harsh but fair!!

 

H.

[Jake]

I told this joke at work once. The day after Lady Di died. No-one laughed.

I got a similar (non)reaction the day Jill Dando was murdered I did the one about "The Dodo died, Di died, Dodi died, now Dando has died. - Dido must be shitting herself."

[Havard]

I got a similar (non)reaction the day Jill Dando was murdered I did the one about "The Dodo died, Di died, Dodi died, now Dando has died. - Dido must be shitting herself."

 

Being a hermit I hadn't heard that one!!

 

H.

[SupraStormRising]

Look's like i'm the first to say But slightly different can't remember when it was posted!