turbonut Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 This one is worth it for the punch line...... A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! Please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Hmmmm!! I'll give you a for effort.....!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 not too bad i supose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 not too bad i supose oh well, its the thought that counts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 oh well, its the thought that counts!! Well in which case I "thought" it was kack...... Don't worry though Linda. You have to have balls to post up a joke and try to put a smile on peoples faces. I have been really disappointed with some peoples efforts lately!! More jokes everyone please!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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