turbonut Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Was sent this one today....... WINE VERSUS WATER In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm passing this along as a public service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Thats good news then. Shame i don't drink any Spirits anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Good stuff. I drink more wine than water anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golddigga Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Now you tell me. Think of all the time I've wasted at the AA meetings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Sounds like a load of crap to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Sounds good to me:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I don't drink either. Is there any health information on copious amounts of Magners cider?? I suppose the ice will have poop in it....... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 I don't drink either. Is there any health information on copious amounts of Magners cider?? I suppose the ice will have poop in it....... H. Well, I worked in Greece one summer and saw the accumulated brown cr@p in some of the ice makers I now prefer my drinks tepid but (reasonably) pure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Time for the puke smiley me thinks!! Mods??? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 If you like magners try Bulmers, it taste alot better IMO:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Thanks for that Linda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Time for the puke smiley me thinks!! Mods??? H. http://www.pbarfield.com/funimg/barf.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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