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a million pounds is on the table, all you have to do is choose......(NWS - text only)


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chopping off your wang is a no no....what you gonna spend your money on :D and think of the flange you could potentially get with that much money

 

I agree! But that option is the most tricky coz how would you drive the soop with a pair of stumps? (assuming you have your hands removed - or is it ok to drive with 2 fake hands?)

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I agree! But that option is the most tricky coz how would you drive the soop with a pair of stumps? (assuming you have your hands removed - or is it ok to drive with 2 fake hands?)

Good point. The car really would be an extension of your penis then.

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1) (A) sex with your own mother

 

2) (A) Chop off your c*ck or (B)chop off you hands

 

No no no!There's not enough money in the world.

 

 

 

6)(A) Never drink again or (B) never have sex again

 

No way! What the hell would you spend the money on??

 

I'd do any of the rest for a lot less than 1,000,000.

 

Made me laugh that you specify the sex of the chimp :blink: does it really make a difference?:)

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I honestly can't believe you guys would rather shag a chimp than blow one for the boys!!! Seriously, have you been to monkeyworld? There's no way I'd even get in the enclosure let alone whip out may tackle and attempt to mount one of the little blighters!!! :faint:

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I honestly can't believe you guys would rather shag a chimp than blow one for the boys!!!

To be fair there are several unknown factors.

1) Who is doing the giving?

2) Have they washed today?

3) Have they been for a pooh recently?

4) Are you expected to gulp 'it' down?

5) Are they going to be quick or take all day?

 

As for the chimp

1) Would she be willing to wear a nurses uniform?

2) Has she been playing the field and got any diseases?

3) Will her boyfriend beat me to death?

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I am trying to get the money I have just finished banging an 82 year old homeless woman and have chopped off 1 hand but am really struggling to chop off the other one as I can't hold the axe with my stump and i seem to be losing a lot of blo.........

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I am trying to get the money I have just finished banging an 82 year old homeless woman and have chopped off 1 hand but am really struggling to chop off the other one as I can't hold the axe with my stump and i seem to be losing a lot of blo.........

 

:rlol:

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To be fair there are several unknown factors.

1) Who is doing the giving?

2) Have they washed today?

3) Have they been for a pooh recently?

4) Are you expected to gulp 'it' down?

5) Are they going to be quick or take all day?

 

As for the chimp

1) Would she be willing to wear a nurses uniform?

2) Has she been playing the field and got any diseases?

3) Will her boyfriend beat me to death?

 

:rlol:

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I am trying to get the money I have just finished banging an 82 year old homeless woman and have chopped off 1 hand but am really struggling to chop off the other one as I can't hold the axe with my stump and i seem to be losing a lot of blo.........

 

:D lol

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