mikeyb10supra Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 chopping off your wang is a no no....what you gonna spend your money on and think of the flange you could potentially get with that much money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golddigga Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 chopping off your wang is a no no....what you gonna spend your money on and think of the flange you could potentially get with that much money I agree! But that option is the most tricky coz how would you drive the soop with a pair of stumps? (assuming you have your hands removed - or is it ok to drive with 2 fake hands?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I agree! But that option is the most tricky coz how would you drive the soop with a pair of stumps? (assuming you have your hands removed - or is it ok to drive with 2 fake hands?) Good point. The car really would be an extension of your penis then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 chopping off your wang is a no no....what you gonna spend your money on and think of the flange you could potentially get with that much money Getting my wang put back on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 1) (A) sex with your own mother 2) (A) Chop off your c*ck or (B)chop off you hands No no no!There's not enough money in the world. 6)(A) Never drink again or (B) never have sex again No way! What the hell would you spend the money on?? I'd do any of the rest for a lot less than 1,000,000. Made me laugh that you specify the sex of the chimp does it really make a difference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I honestly can't believe you guys would rather shag a chimp than blow one for the boys!!! Seriously, have you been to monkeyworld? There's no way I'd even get in the enclosure let alone whip out may tackle and attempt to mount one of the little blighters!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I honestly can't believe you guys would rather shag a chimp than blow one for the boys!!! To be fair there are several unknown factors. 1) Who is doing the giving? 2) Have they washed today? 3) Have they been for a pooh recently? 4) Are you expected to gulp 'it' down? 5) Are they going to be quick or take all day? As for the chimp 1) Would she be willing to wear a nurses uniform? 2) Has she been playing the field and got any diseases? 3) Will her boyfriend beat me to death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 # Go North Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kslb Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I am trying to get the money I have just finished banging an 82 year old homeless woman and have chopped off 1 hand but am really struggling to chop off the other one as I can't hold the axe with my stump and i seem to be losing a lot of blo......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I am trying to get the money I have just finished banging an 82 year old homeless woman and have chopped off 1 hand but am really struggling to chop off the other one as I can't hold the axe with my stump and i seem to be losing a lot of blo......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Doom Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I'm guessing someone else would have to cut your hands off.... It'd be tricky doing it yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobDogg Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I honestly can't believe you guys would rather shag a chimp Ive had worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 2) (A) Chop off your c*ck or (B)chop off you hands I thinks it's only fair if you add a C) Chop off parts of man of your choosing Otherwise this quiz is a little sexist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobDogg Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 also they can sew pretty much anything back on. Look at John Wayne Bobbit. He got his dong lopped off had it sewn back on and made more than 1 million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 To be fair there are several unknown factors. 1) Who is doing the giving? 2) Have they washed today? 3) Have they been for a pooh recently? 4) Are you expected to gulp 'it' down? 5) Are they going to be quick or take all day? As for the chimp 1) Would she be willing to wear a nurses uniform? 2) Has she been playing the field and got any diseases? 3) Will her boyfriend beat me to death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 I am trying to get the money I have just finished banging an 82 year old homeless woman and have chopped off 1 hand but am really struggling to chop off the other one as I can't hold the axe with my stump and i seem to be losing a lot of blo......... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 4 easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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