far Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 1) (A) sex with your own mother or (B)sex with 80 year old non relation 2) (A) Chop off your c*ck or (B)chop off you hands 3)(A) Oral sex with another man or (B)sex with a female chimp 4) (A) Get caught having sex with another woman by your partner or (B) get caught w*nking by all your family 5)(A) Live on the streets for 1 year or (B) stay in your house on your own for a year 6)(A) Never drink again or (B) never have sex again 7) (A) Anal penatration or (B) male oral copulation My answers would be 1B 2B 3B 4A 5A 6A 7 erm..........still thinking about this one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 lol your answers says bbbaaa , nothing to do with sheep ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 lol your answers says bbbaaa , nothing to do with sheep ?? lol maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 is there a limit on how many you can do?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 is there a limit on how many you can do?! dude are you sick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 as many as you like but the wool burns your nob after a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 What about choice 'Distract money owner and steal it off the table'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted June 6, 2007 Author Share Posted June 6, 2007 I would defo go for Anal Penetration anyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s3upra Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 is there a limit on how many you can do?! If i do them all-do i get more money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Is this hypothetical or is there a real million punds at stake?? Just asking as I have already done most of those!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayney Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Where did that one spring from? To be honest, I'd rather leave the money than have to chop off my hands, have sex with some ones granny, get caught wanking by my entire family, having to shag a female chimp, live all by my self in my house for a year (well as long as I've of PS3 & XBOX 360 cant be too bad.) Never drink again. And no 7 is just pushing the boat out too far for a £1m!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 never drink again, im assuming you mean alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Walk out the room and leave the money, you don't need a million pounds to enjoy yourself, it just helps:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 not sure all thats worth a million to be honest it would have to be 4-5 for me to even consider it, I would find other ways of making a million and not go through the humiliation and pain of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I thought it was just choose 1 from the whole lot!!! Not have to do 1 of each section - FUCK THAT for a million pounds, or even 10 million!! Plus, I'm guessing these are questions for men only? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 (A) sex with your own mother or (B)sex with 80 year old non relation B. No problem, where do I sign up? I'm free this afternoon. 2) (A) Chop off your c*ck or (B)chop off you hands I wouldn't do either of those for £1m 3)(A) Oral sex with another man or (B)sex with a female chimp For £1m? I'd do either of them, don't care. I'd do both for £2m 4) (A) Get caught having sex with another woman by your partner or (B) get caught w*nking by all your family Either/both. No problem. 5)(A) Live on the streets for 1 year or (B) stay in your house on your own for a year B 6)(A) Never drink again or (B) never have sex again A 7) (A) Anal penatration or (B) male oral copulation Either/ both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 It strikes me that if you chopped your cock off in Q2 then you could achieve all the others much more easily. So the question is would you chop it off for £7mill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 IF I had to choose Q2 for some reason I'd choose A anyway I think, so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 hmm... i dont think a million quid is any kind of compensation for the trauma you'll have and lack of limbs you'll be left with at the end..... i wouldnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I dont get what you're 'really' trying to say here...other than trying to say your not gay:p Do you have some issues with your sexuality? I mean lets look at Lifers in prison...your shacked up for Life you share a cell with a 21 yr old blonde lad or Thai lad or whatever who has feminine charectoristics...its only time before any man would end up shagging him or getting him to blow em off lol. Likewise if a gay bloke was with a young good looking women in the same situation I'm sure the same is true! I hope i never get offered a £million thats all i can say but if i was my answers would be slightly different than yours;) Infact id prob do half of em for a lot less and undercut you ha ha:d Edit: Actually...if anyone buys me a Corvette C6 ...erm:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Can i take the million pounds off the table and run? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 lol forget it, chop of you wang or hands! id rather have just the normal money i earn and save and the others.....forget it LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 brilliant - could this be the 'next' big reality show all I have to do is find a Multi-millionaire to fund the project, create a website and get people to register and I already have the first contestent as Jake wants to sign up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobDogg Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 1) For £1000000 I would do (A) and (B) 2) (A) Chop off my c*ck 3) (B)sex with a female chimp (my last gf) 4) either or both (A) Get caught having sex with another woman by your partner or (B) get caught w*nking by all your family (again) 5) Neither of these are that bad for a million quid so either 6) It would have to be (A) Never drink again as with a million quid you could rag some right fit women even if your as ugly as me. 7) neither would be pleasant but were talking 1 million pounds so either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golddigga Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Would my choices be publicised in order to win the £1m, could be embarrassing [OOPS][/OOPS] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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