MrRalphMan Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, **then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ********** Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. ********** Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins ********** Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. ********** It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered ********** It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives ********** Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. ********** There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage ********** Man receives telegram: Wife dead should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ********** Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. ********** Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! ********** There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. ********** Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! ********** Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence ******************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 HAHA, some cracking ones there dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ewen Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStormRising Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 question.if all brides are beautiful,where the fook do ugly wives come from????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Very funny:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 LOL - Quality, and good advice for the unmarried types like me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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