Family problems

[CJ]

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said, "you think you have family problems? Listen to my situation".

 

A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter, that made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson, also my wife became mother in -law of her father in-law.

 

Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife 's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half -brother.

 

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my fathers wife, I am my stepmothers brother -in-law. My wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my fathers nephew and I am my own grandfather! And you think you have family problems?

[AndyT]

Very good. CJ. Geneology gives me a headache. I'm off to get brufen.

[TRD-Rob]

my head going to

[garetheves]

Sounds like the social history of most of my patients in Wigan.

[CJ]

Sounds like the social history of most of my patients in Wigan.

I was thinking a family tree from Norwich

[edd_t]

flippin eck thats too much to read at this time of the morning on a sunday!