Ewen Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 One day, Smartie and Polo were enjoying a quiet drink in a bar. The bar door opened and in walked Humbug. "Oh shit!" shouted Polo, and dived underneath the table. "What are you doing?" asked Smartie. "That humbug always slaps me and bullies me whenever I see him, so I'm hiding," replied Polo. "You should stand up to him," said the Smartie. "He'll respect you if you do." Sure enough, the humbug walks over and gives the Polo a smack. "Piss off you stripey t**t, or I'll knock you out," said Polo. "Na, no problem Polo mate, leave it," said Humbug and backed off. Next night Smartie and Polo are sitting in the bar when Humbug walks in with his friend Tune. "Oh shit!" shouted Polo, and dived underneath the table. "What are you doing?" asked Smartie. "I know you told me to stand up to bullies, but he's with Tune," replied Polo. "So?" said Smartie. "He's effing menthol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 its only Thursday:tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Sorry Tom, its always Friday to me:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 no worries mate, tomorrow is a sad day for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 no worries mate, tomorrow is a sad day for me Oh, thats not a good thing to read in a joke thread:( Whats up Tom ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I always look forward to your Friday joke, does this meen we will get another this week:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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