supra-lover Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 god knows whats happening too me guys. i have stunk my car out stunk my house out and now i have stunk my room out. my mother is going ape shit, i can only think it's the crap air and water in the south thats making me produce such a gas!! anybody els having this trouble???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 There is a huge difference in atmospheric pressure between Cornwall and Essex. This will be putting pressure on an faecal matter that will be still in your intestines and anus, giving the gas no where to go but out the easiest route. Thus causing massive flatulence.....!! Either that or you are full of shit!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra-lover Posted May 20, 2007 Author Share Posted May 20, 2007 There is a huge difference in atmospheric pressure between Cornwall and Essex. This will be putting pressure on an faecal matter that will be still in your intestines and anus, giving the gas no where to go but out the easiest route. Thus causing massive flatulence.....!! Either that or you are full of shit!! H. could be the latter:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golddigga Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 I have always found that drinking a bottle of wine actually relieves farting and will return the house to it's normal smell. If it fails you can always shove the cork up your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 If it fails you can always shove the cock up your ass Steady on!! Everyone to their own I suppose......... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra-lover Posted May 20, 2007 Author Share Posted May 20, 2007 lol:d Steady on!! Everyone to their own I suppose......... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 i thaught this was normal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 I love the smell of my own farts:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 I am so glad I paid my membership to read this shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 i had this problem, but a new BOV sorted it out what are we talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 If it fails you can always shove the cork up your ass That has to be the funniest thing I've read in a while now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Been on the cornish beer? If so it may be an 'ale force wind' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 If it fails you can always shove the cork up your ass Surely that's just gonna cause the pressure to build up. You could end up killing someone if you bent over and it let go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golddigga Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Surely that's just gonna cause the pressure to build up. You could end up killing someone if you bent over and it let go. You could always put the bottle up your ass and when its full recork it and sell it as 'eau d'cornish beer fart' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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