michael Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Warning, contains grim photos of "brown" body waste, do not click if easily grossed out. http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html?page=2#comments *shudder* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Mate, that's years old. I've only just got over feeling ill from when it was posted about 18 months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted May 19, 2007 Author Share Posted May 19, 2007 Oh well, I don't remember seeing it, maybe I did, if it was 18 months ago I've probably replaced it's memory with something else. Stick a mark against me for a repost, I'll plant a tree to compensate or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 OMG... NWS at least? I'd rather my boss caught me looking at boobs that that shit! (Literally...) Argh, now I feel dirty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Stick a mark against me for a repost, I'll plant a tree to compensate or something. :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 I'm not even going to look, I'm very squeamish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Do we not have a puke or vomit smiley?? I still would though!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 I lived with a bloke from Plymouth when I was at Uni in Preston (in the first year when you can't chose your 'friends'). He used to shit and not flush.. or use any paper apparently.. he was very proud of this. Very strange. One day we (me and the other relatively normal bloke, there were 3 of us living in a damp terrenced house) found a 'red thing' in the sink, right in the plug hole.. neither of us mentioned it to the other, both probably knew it was 'Plymouth bloke', but just in case.. I poured bleach over the 'red thing', drain unblocker.. the heaviest chemical stuff Morrisons could muster, and couldn't shift it at all.... then one day, the other normal bloke decided to don the marigolds and 'go on in there'... he managed to pick it off the plug hole, and it turned out to be (I'm no doctor, but this is best description I can think of) a foot long blood clot that has hardened to the point of almost becoming a living organism in it's own right... we gagged, flushed it down the loo and asked said Plymouth bloke if he'd care to find some alternative lodgings. Every time I hear that west country twang I think of the blood clot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Mike, Thanks for that. I think that story will stay with me forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyW Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 It's not that bad. She obviously had a problem though didn't she. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Michael, where do you dig this sh!t up from ? ratemypoo.com has been around for awhile. You don't post there do you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 That is utterly sick!!!! She makes me feel sick just looking at her, sorry but what was her pupose in life?!?!?!?! To spead as much shit as possible and make other lives miserable!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cable Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Do we not have a puke or vomit smiley?? gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKEYmark Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 i was expecting worse lol more like piles of it all over lol bit dissapointed go plant a tree or 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Did it wink at you I lived with a bloke from Plymouth when I was at Uni in Preston (in the first year when you can't chose your 'friends'). He used to shit and not flush.. or use any paper apparently.. he was very proud of this. Very strange. One day we (me and the other relatively normal bloke, there were 3 of us living in a damp terrenced house) found a 'red thing' in the sink, right in the plug hole.. neither of us mentioned it to the other, both probably knew it was 'Plymouth bloke', but just in case.. I poured bleach over the 'red thing', drain unblocker.. the heaviest chemical stuff Morrisons could muster, and couldn't shift it at all.... then one day, the other normal bloke decided to don the marigolds and 'go on in there'... he managed to pick it off the plug hole, and it turned out to be (I'm no doctor, but this is best description I can think of) a foot long blood clot that has hardened to the point of almost becoming a living organism in it's own right... we gagged, flushed it down the loo and asked said Plymouth bloke if he'd care to find some alternative lodgings. Every time I hear that west country twang I think of the blood clot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Reminds me of digs I stayed at when I was at college in King's Lynn - there was an old alcoholic that had one of the rooms in the house. You could smell his room (we realised that he had never ever used the shower in all the time people had been there) from down the corridor even with door locked. But worst was one morning after he'd been particularly drunk. I walked in to the bathroom to get ready for work and will never forget the sight that greeted me. He had tried to go to the toilet (with the shits) but had been too drunk to realise the lid was down. He'd tried to clear it up but obviously given up and gone to bed. Shite smeared over the walls, coating the toilet, in the sink and splattered all over the floor. He never did get kicked out, but at least it was clean by the time I got back from college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 This one time (at band camp) I'd been nicked and was spending the night in the cells. I woke up in the night busting for a dump but there wasn't a bog in my cell. I rang the buzzer and shouted for ages for someone to take me to the toilet but nobody came. So I just did it in the corner of the cell. Man did it stink! When it's not underwater it smells 10x worse than anything you've ever done at home. I chucked a blanket on top of it but it didn't really help much. The cops weren't very happy with me in the morning and added a charge of criminally damaging a blanket with excrement! That looked great in the local paper that did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 That's a classic Jake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 That's for real?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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