Bill Prawn Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mummy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mummy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewellery, my dear. Jewellery.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Pmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallace9 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Funny but so true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.