Gamer Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 For the love of God, please do not tell us about any bum fluff adventures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 For the love of God, please do not tell us about any bum fluff adventures. On the very subject: If you are living in the field, you don't shower, its a flannel job. When you take a dump the toilet roll is generally the cheapest you can find (poke thru!). After a couple of weeks the 'winnits' build up, which need to be cut off on return to normal life!! Cam cream builds up behind the ears turning them into spuds!! Then theres toe cheese, the stuff under the toe nail. It would feed a vegitarian for a week!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 After a couple of weeks the 'winnits' build up, which need to be cut off on return to normal life!! Why not just have a farmer style person shearing you all on exit of the field? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Why not just have a farmer style person shearing you all on exit of the field? You volunteering? You could get paid in winnit weight per bag. Would make a nice jumper for the winter...not sure you'd have many admirers though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 You volunteering? You could get paid in winnit weight per bag. Would make a nice jumper for the winter...not sure you'd have many admirers though!! This has now reached new levels of grossness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I'm sure there is a couple of levels to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Ah the good old days of cam cream and klingons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I read a book on the Falklands conflict and the Paras on the way back on the ship were cutting eachothers off!! They were the size of golfballs as they hadn't showered since they got down there!! Cutting is the only pain free way...they hurt like buggery if you try and pull em off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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