CJ Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I am bored so I have been picking the hair out of my ears with a tweezers and sticking it on a bit of white paper to see just how much I can get out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Of all the things I didn't want to read while I was eating my dinner, that's got to be in the top 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Could be worse, could not be ear hair..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 Could be worse, could not be ear hair..... Ah but that would cause pain. The ear hairs are very small and come out quite easily. They are surprisingly sticky at the ends too and really grip the piece of paper:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Ah but that would cause pain. The ear hairs are very small and come out quite easily. They are surprisingly sticky at the ends too and really grip the piece of paper:d Getting into Greeks then.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 Getting into Greeks then.. When in Rome mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Thread of the year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 You can't beat finding unwanted foreign objects in your bodys cracks and crevasis. Its my favorite bed time past time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 When in Rome mate Gonna watch the film now. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 You can't beat finding unwanted foreign objects in your bodys cracks and crevasis. Its my favorite bed time past time. Mate found a three week old chip under his wifes right one once.. "Have'nt lived til you've done it" is HIS saying. Happy dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 *runs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Mate found a three week old chip under his wifes right one once.. "Have'nt lived til you've done it" is HIS saying. Happy dreams. Does the dirty bitch not wash or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 thats where all the hairs gone days of boredom youve plucked it all out, nostrils next col , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 thats where all the hairs gone days of boredom youve plucked it all out, nostrils next col , I use one of them revolving electric things for my nasal hair. Bloody marvellous thing too - but a bitch to clean afterwards! I could use that for my ears too but the tweezer method is more challenging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 My wife does this sort of thing for me. She checks me out for errant fuzz every Wednesday. Its become a highlight of the week for me, almost a form of foreplay. Traffic Cops, The Apprentice, recorded Grand Designs then fuzz plucking. Life doesnt get much better than this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 My wife does this sort of thing for me. She checks me out for errant fuzz every Wednesday. Its become a highlight of the week for me, almost a form of foreplay. Traffic Cops, The Apprentice, recorded Grand Designs then fuzz plucking. Life doesnt get much better than this. Sounds like a great night to me . It must be men of a certain age eh? Most of the folk on the forum would not have reached this level of happiness yet although maybe they find fulfillment in squeezing acne type zits in a mirror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Pulling out nose hairs with your fingers is good. You can roll them into a ball with bogeys and they look like a spider. Then when the missus is watching eastenders try and hit her with it... Its the small things in life that make married life challenging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Yep, I love the nose hair, tweezers scenario. I end up with tears streaming down my face but it is definitely a challenge. I also like searching for black heads and making them pop!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Yep, I love the nose hair, tweezers scenario. I end up with tears streaming down my face but it is definitely a challenge. I also like searching for black heads and making them pop!! H. Draw a target on the bathroom mirror with the wifes lippy, and award yourself points for accuracy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Draw a target on the bathroom mirror with the wifes lippy, and award yourself points for accuracy... I never seem to get mirror hitters...... NOTE TO SELF! Must not wash as often........... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Don't get me wrong I'm not unclean, but if i go away on exercise, the combination of cam cream, rat pack food, sweat and wearing a respirator does tend to bring on squirters!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Don't get me wrong I'm not unclean, but if i go away on exercise, the combination of cam cream, rat pack food, sweat and wearing a respirator does tend to bring on squirters!! NOTE TO SELF......Join the army ASAP.... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Ewww some sick came up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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