Dragonlady Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 The silent treatment. A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5 am business flight. So not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE) he wrote on the pice of paper;"Please wake me at 5 am" and he left it where he knew his wife would find it, The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was already 9 am and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he notice a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said;"It is 5 am. Wake up!!" Man are not equipped for these kinds of contest!!! Words A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30000 words to a man's 15000. The wife replied:"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..." The husband then turned to his wife and asked,"What???" Who does what A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said:"You should do it, because you wake up first, and then we dont have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said;"You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because its your job" Wife replies:"No, you should do it and besides, it is in the Bible, that the man should brew the coffee!!" Husband replies;"I can't believe that, show me" So the wife took the Bible and opened the New Testament and show it to her husband at the top of several pages, that it indeed says......"HEBREWS.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 'HEBREWS'!! Ace!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Nice ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 The silent treatment. A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5 am business flight. So not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE) he wrote on the pice of paper;"Please wake me at 5 am" and he left it where he knew his wife would find it, The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was already 9 am and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he notice a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said;"It is 5 am. Wake up!!" Man are not equipped for these kinds of contest!!! Very funny:rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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