ivan Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Do pass on to any one who could do with this diet. I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. Practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my b*lls and a car hit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gaz Walker Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I might try that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 :rlol: Rib splitting bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr_Doom Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Lol :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lukeyboy2k Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Awesome. I genuinely thought that was a true story until I got to the last line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan999 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Like that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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