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Eurovision Song Contest (Good or Crap)


Shadow Beast

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I was a bit dissapointed this year, it wasn't gay or camp enough.

 

And the winning entry was just far too serious. I think the Ukraine were robbed and perhaps if our chaps had worn strap on dildoes we might had stood more of a chance.

 

When the dark haired chap in schootch said the line "Does sir want something to suck on during landing?" He licked on that huge toffe we lost it at that point. It should have been a huge dildo. That definately would have clinched it.

 

Yes i have been drinking.... sorry if i have offended, even I'm allowed to let my mask of political correctness slip once in a while aren't I??? :) :p

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Right after that, I'm having a hamburger, watching the entire series of Band of Brothers and listening to some Rock 'n roll.

George W, if you want to invade any other countries, we're right behind ya.

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When the dark haired chap in schootch said the line "Does sir want something to suck on during landing?" He licked on that huge toffe we lost it at that point. It should have been a huge dildo. That definately would have clinched it.

 

I hope that didn't get you "flying the flag" mate ;) :D

 

TBH I thought the UK entry was a great piss take. Loved it!

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