Chris Wilson Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Management Lesson Johnny wanted to make love to a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a £1000 if you let me make love to you, but the girl said NO. Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for £2000, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...... She said "The *astard used small change" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Lol, brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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michael Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 It's Tuesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_mcevoy Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 ....but it's tuesday but still good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Doom Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Excellent! ......... But it's Tuesday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Johnny wanted to make love to a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. I love that sentence. It's so fluffy, when what they really want to say is "Horny Johnny wanted to bang the tits off a really dirty bitch in the office, but she was already shagging another bloke." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I love that sentence. It's so fluffy, when what they really want to say is "Horny Johnny wanted to bang the tits off a really dirty bitch in the office, but she was already shagging another bloke." I like the way you dressed that up Pete!! I reckon she wanted it from the beginning but was just playing hard to get. In my version, the boyfirend wanted to watch too....... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 Some people just have a knack of bringing everything down to the lowest common denominator I am fluffy, hell, I don't even know what day of the week it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 haha nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guru Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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