CJ Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the engine of a BSA motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine, I open it's heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make only £15,000, a year and you get a big fat £50,000, or so a year, when you and I are basically doing the same work ?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic.... "Try doing it with the engine running" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 How true...very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magictorch Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Nice one:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 With Two Zeus', a massive lovely house and a nice Skyline - I doubt Chris is on £15k a year! Good joke though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 With Two Zeus', a massive lovely house and a nice Skyline - I doubt Chris is on £15k a year! ...and has enough animals to make Chester Zoo quake in its boots Gaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 With Two Zeus', a massive lovely house and a nice Skyline - I doubt Chris is on £15k a year! Good joke though. I have it on good authority that Chris' daily routine consists of watching cartoons until mid morning, playing with the pets, browsing the forums, then spending an hour or two tinkering with a Supra then it's off to the pub before finishing off the evening with an episode of Rumpole of the Bailey. I reckon it's really Jane that brings all the dosh in and does the hard work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 I have it on good authority that Chris' daily routine consists of watching cartoons until mid morning, playing with the pets, browsing the forums, then spending an hour or two tinkering with a Supra then it's off to the pub before finishing off the evening with an episode of Rumpole of the Bailey. I reckon it's really Jane that brings all the dosh in and does the hard work. Rumbled.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Great joke CJ, I must commit this to memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Another great one to through into a conversation:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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