CJ Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." his mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie." Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 nice cj very funny. :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 That is funny, had a little chuckle:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 kin excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 pmsl....great..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishman Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 quality... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Havard Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Great gag!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobgoblin Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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