Clarkey Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. Neither have I figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up and she eventually says: "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She continued, responding to my puzzled look: "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom ?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take. So I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. I think I threw her for a loop when I said: "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the shopping excitement. Smiling with anticipation, she finally said: "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled: "WHAT?" "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added: "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you ?" Apparently, I'm not having sex tonight either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GirlRacer! Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 hehee! Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Brilliant. Currently in the printing que so i can show the missus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 If only it wasn't so true!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I had to print that off, very funny, not sure the wife will agree:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 :D excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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