turbonut Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I've just realised someone I work with absolutely irritates the foook out of me. Just the fact that he breathes makes me want to cause him an 'oribble death... suggestions on either: a) method of 'orrible end or b) anger management strategy (me) appreciated..as soon as poss!!! cheers L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Wooooosaaaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supradoopa Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Why does he irritate you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I had one of those, I left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted May 2, 2007 Author Share Posted May 2, 2007 Why does he irritate you? He lives... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Find a way of kicking him in the nuts by accident, at the top of a flight of stairs!! Or cry sexual harrasment!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Fantasise about 'a', but I'd advise doing 'b' ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I had one of those, I left. I am one of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Nice use of the smilies there There's at least one of those in every company! Got to hate them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Whilst around him, develop your own deeply unpleasant personality - and save it just for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I am one of those. No shit!! Well youi did ask for it Dave...... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted May 2, 2007 Author Share Posted May 2, 2007 Whilst around him, develop your own deeply unpleasant personality - and save it just for him He wouldnt notice any difference Kidding! He exudes weirdness. Dya think he might be an alien? I could accidently 'trip' and stab him with the envelope opener and see if he bleeds green goo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 !. Sign him up to lots of gay chat lines, websites, medical disease sites etc etc. 2. Find a place around his desk/computer to hide a small piece of rotting fish! 3. Put an advert on a dubious dogging website and put his work number as a contact number! 4. Douse him in petrol and set him alight. 5. Spread very nasty rumours about him around the office. 6. Casually walk up to him, unzip your fly and proceed to urinate all over him. Zip back up, stare at him for a minute then turn casually around and walk back to your desk, never uttering a single word. 7. Nail his hands to his desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nicholas Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Maybe he feels the same way about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I am one of those. !. Sign him up to lots of gay chat lines, websites, medical disease sites etc etc. 2. Find a place around his desk/computer to hide a small piece of rotting fish! 3. Put an advert on a dubious dogging website and put his work number as a contact number! 4. Douse him in petrol and set him alight. 5. Spread very nasty rumours about him around the office. 6. Casually walk up to him, unzip your fly and proceed to urinate all over him. Zip back up, stare at him for a minute then turn casually around and walk back to your desk, never uttering a single word. 7. Nail his hands to his desk. NO 6 Would take some doing as SHE is not equipped with that facility. Would pay to watch though!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Women can stand up to pee - I've seen it on a DVD!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Women can stand up to pee - I've seen it on a DVD!!! Surely a hand stand would be a better and easier option!! Care to lend any of those DVD's........ H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Surely a hand stand would be a better and easier option!! H. Not nice, it would go up their noses!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phillw454 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I have exactly the same! A person i work with drives me mad, even where there not doing anything, usually there not, just avoiding work! Just them talking to someone else about something anoys me!!! Think i need help:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mk47 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Just them talking to someone else about something anoys me!!! Think i need help:( Jealousy is not a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 If you worked here Linda, I could plant some porn on his PC and tip off his boss for you. That would make his life unpleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phillw454 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Jealousy is not a good thing Thought that was coming:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted May 2, 2007 Author Share Posted May 2, 2007 NO 6 Would take some doing as SHE is not equipped with that facility. Would pay to watch though!! H. I could always stand on his head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted May 2, 2007 Author Share Posted May 2, 2007 If you worked here Linda, I could plant some porn on his PC and tip off his boss for you. That would make his life unpleasant. cheers hun x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt k Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 What is the source of the rage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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