wallace9 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie h?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. "But my sweet honey...at the bar....you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? ....."LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A F*CKIN' BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER...GOT IT, AS*HOLE?" ...and, they lived happily ever after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ECK Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 love it!!! just put a smile on a very frumpy face thanks;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VELOCITY Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 I'd rather stay at home if I got that treatment! Wonder what else she does if you ask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 That's my life in a nut shell. And I'm not even married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 That's my life in a nut shell. And I'm not even married. And i dont mean all the good stuff either. I mean, Were you going, What you up to, Can i come, What about me, Oh f*ck off then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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