turbonut Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 > Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to > death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, > when all of a sudden. ...... > > > "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet" > > "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee". > > So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, > in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. > > There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back > bacon, > double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. > > "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree". > > "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget" > > "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no > meerage, ees a bacon tree". > > > > And with that ....Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5 metres, > Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens > up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded > but. true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying > breath. > > "Pepe...go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree" > > "Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it? > > "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree.. > > > > Ees > > > > Ees > > > > Ees > > > > Eees a Ham Bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ian W Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 an old joke but very well told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 haha nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 *chortle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 very good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Havard Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Oh god!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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