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A gift for the misses...


MaveriK

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It was all to do with a free delivery option from bigpockets. I thought i could get my stuff delivered for free and then offset the purchase of said soap/device by flogging it on.

 

Was so very wrong!!

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Quote "There are, we suppose, two uses for this soap, and one of them involves washing. But let's not get too hung up on the whole washing thing, it's a private matter, and personal hygiene has never really been an acceptable topic for public conversation.

Sex, however, is a whole different ball game... or have we got those two the wrong way round? This absurd, but nevertheless essential, piece of bathroom paraphernalia, is a marvel of ingenuity. Quite simply it's a bar of soap that vibrates (quite vigorously!) when lifted from its soap dish. Buried deep inside the blueberry scented soap is a little motor that whirrs away, turning a seemingly innocent bar of soap into an indispensable bath toy. When you've finished with this 'auto-wash' (or whatever) soap, simply pop it back on its dish and it'll stop jigging about all over the place."

 

:rlol:

 

Brings a new meaning to the "two nuns in a bath" joke!!:D

 

H.

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