Ewen Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A snail can sleep for three years. All Polar bears are left-handed. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Cat's urine glows under a black light. China has more English speakers than the United States. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. No word in the English language rhymes with month. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Starfish haven't got brains. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Im not bored, im on call and it looks like its going to be a late one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 wouldn't mind being a pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 ? How many animals can you get into one pair of tights ? Ten little piggies, two calves, thousands of hares, an ass and a beaver Yup, still bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Some lions mate over 50 times a day. No wonder the male lions are always sleeping on the wildlife programmes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_have Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Im not bored, im on call and it looks like its going to be a late one Go and clean your wheels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 A fellow member was on his way back from the Pod in his singled aerotop. The roads were quiet, the roof was off, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As he got up to 110 mph, he suddenly saw flashing blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch up with me," he thought to himself and opened her up further. He hit 140, 160.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, sighed, and said "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and I'm knackered with a splitting headache. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a traffic-cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Go and clean your wheels i've got a whole weekend .... the gf cant wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. ...EACH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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