jamesmark Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby but it was born without ears. Johnny and his mum and dad went to visit the baby and johnny was warned not to mention the baby's lack of ears or he would get a spanking. Johnny looked in the cot "what a lovely baby!! lovely feet, hands and skin" he said, "How's his eyesight?" The baby's mother said "perfect" Johnny replied "thats great cause he'd be fucked if he needed glasses!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I don't get it. What if he needed glasses in later life? Also, you can get glasses that attach via a band rather than the traditional arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I don't get it. What if he needed glasses in later life? Also, you can get classes that attach via a band rather than the traditional arms. Theres always one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 was this one by the same guy who did the 'F1 Accident'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Theres always one.... It is a shame that you cannot deal with people that require attention the same way on the net than in real life, nod a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 It was a woman who did the F1 accident...... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Also, you can get classes that attach via a band rather than the traditional arms. Sorry but this sentence does not make sense Martin, have you not got Firefox at work to check you're spelling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I see no spelling mistakes in Martin's post. You spelt "your" wrong though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 You may have some crap jokes but at least you are observant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 It was a woman who did the F1 accident...... H. originally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 I see no spelling mistakes. The hint is in the quotes Jake by me and garetheves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 You may have some crap jokes but at least you are observant. Yes the rubber bands are a good aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 The hint is in the quotes Jake by me and garetheves. I meant that classes is a valid word so a spellchecker wouldn't have flagged it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 You're no Bill Prawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 You're no Bill Prawn. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 originally? Probably not!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I don't get it. What if he needed glasses in later life? Also, you can get glasses that attach via a band rather than the traditional arms. It would have been funnier if this was actually the punch line. This actually made me 'laugh out loud' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 You're no Bill Prawn. This is very true, however the homour of late has been dry, even the people that complain and pick at jokes (or attempts at jokes) do not contribute at least am having a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Oh it was a joke! Oh right, I get it now! The thread title threw me a bit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Oh it was a joke! Oh right, I get it now! The thread title threw me a bit!! Yes something you lack the ability off, telling a joke or even humour for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Yes. That's something you lack the ability for. Telling a joke or even humour for that matter. Tidied that up for you, Mr. Sulu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Tidied that up for you, Mr. Sulu. Have to keep the sad people busy, and you do meet the criteria nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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